Saturday, December 4, 2010

Budget Placebopathy

Dr. None and the boffins at None Labs have been very busy lately. Ever since Placebo Power doubled the price of all None Lab remedies in order to make them more effective, Dr. None has worried that they might be out of the reach of the ordinary person.

"We need a budget version of all our products," was his simple instruction to the boffins.
In quick time they came up with None Labs HOME BRAND, a range of remedies that are chemically identical to their brothers and sisters sold under the Placebo Power label.

Dr None explained, "Extensive testing has shown that, like all homeopathic preparations, the multiple dilution process results in a product that is pure water. We've just cut out the time consuming dilution stage to simplify the manufacturing process for our Home Brand range. I can guarantee consumers that they are chemically indistinguishable from any other homeopathic product".

Now everyone can afford to share the miraculous benefits of None Laboratories products.

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