DONORS WANTED None Laboratories urgently requires donors in order to meet demand for the following products- DIGITUM and MEMORY BOOST.
Simple same day surgery is all that is required. Good prices paid.
Note: must be above average IQ in the case of Memory Boost donations. Free post-op speech lessons included.
After treatment many of Dr. None's patients donate unwanted items which Dr. None sells to further his research into Placebo Power. Contact Dr. None for a great deal on a used wheelchair, white cane or surgical prosthethis.
NEW YEAR SPECIAL One only used artificial limb, left leg, one owner, low kilometres. Suit one legged man or Rolf Harris impersonator.