Singing the Swine Flu Away

Researchers at the prestigious Placebo Power Institute have released the results of their recent experiments which may indicate that practitioners of Dr. Cox and Dr. None's revolutionary new breathing/singing technique, as described in their book Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds, may inadvertently be innoculating themselves against Swine Flu.

Early results show that not one of the devotees of the technique has been struck down with the disease, which is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.

"It seems we may have serendipitously invented a safe and reliable vaccination which is 100% effective against Swine Flu," says a somewhat perplexed Dr. None.

He pointed out that many discoveries in Science such as X Rays and penicillin have been made accidently and has offered to make copies of his new book Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds, more freely available.

"I have been in touch with the publishers, PP House and they tell me that they will have at least 100,000 copies distributed to All Good Bookstores within a week," he said.

If the Institute's findings prove to be accurate then at only $29.95, Experience Life Before Death in Two Minutes & Fifty Seconds would seem a cheap investment in Health Insurance.